There are oh so many reasons why I should being tearing my hair out as a Wizards fan, but I’m not. Why? Because I’ve never been so invested in this team as to have really been happy had they one an NBA title.
Gilbert Arenas and his recent brilliant stroke of lunacy has had me more [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Wit or lack thereof'
Another Entry in Sports Lunacy
January 9th, 2010 · No Comments
Tags: Sports · TV · The Internet · Washington D.C. · Wit or lack thereof
Not a Top 10 of 2009
December 28th, 2009 · No Comments
Top Ten Lists are bullshit.
Here’s mine.
Best Movies (in no particular order):
Star Trek
District 9
Up
Inglorious Basterds
Avatar
The Hangover
Defiance
Zombieland
Partly Cloudy
Bruno
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Bad Movies I sat through (in the sake of fairness, let’s say they all suck equally):
Adventureland
Sex Drive
Bolt. Wait, that didn’t come out this year. Whatever.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Movies that I [...]
Tags: Movies · Music · New Orleans · Rants · Sports · TV · Technology · The Internet · Wit or lack thereof
Delusion is all part of being a fan
October 26th, 2009 · 4 Comments
The idea to do this really bubbled up in my mind when I read this article a couple of years ago in the always excellent DC Sports Bog about a lucky, lucky man whose girlfriend bought him a custom Gilbert Arenas Nationals jersey. After all, hasn’t it been the plight of many a DC fan [...]
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Another Reason to Love New Orleans
August 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment
I was standing on the balcony of my new apartment and caught a glimpse of this in the empty lot across the street. Looks like Banksy to me but I think I’m the first post a picture online. It’s by this stencil artist named Priest, not to be confused with Banksy. Regardless, it’s awesome and [...]
Tags: Art · New Orleans · The Internet · Wit or lack thereof
Whoa I lost track of time…
August 19th, 2009 · No Comments
I kept putting off posting for a bit and all 12 of my imaginary readers must be wondering where I am. Well, I’m a lot of places right now because I’m moving. But that’s not all. I’m also working in different places. Where, oh where will I be next?
Not even I know.
For now, check out [...]
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Why I’ll never see Transformers 2
July 6th, 2009 · 11 Comments
As much as it hurts me to write, I know people, many of whom I call friends, that voluntarily paid money to see Transformers 2. I have not. I didn’t pay to see the first Transformers, either (I borrowed my friend’s DVD) but still regret seeing it. That’s why, even if a free opportunity presents [...]
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Predictive text and the burdens of technology
July 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments
Would you look at that fucking thing? It’s huge. It’s big and it’s bulky. The keys are made out of rubber and I’m not so sure you can even store numbers in there. This is from back in the day, when if you wanted to call someone, you had to actually remember their number. Do [...]
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Celebrity deaths in a Web 2.0 world
June 25th, 2009 · 9 Comments
One use to measure a person’s worth by the amount of people that showed up to his funeral. Now it’s the number of tweets about them within an hour of their death.
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The glory of great cartoons and children’s stories
June 25th, 2009 · No Comments
I watch cartoons still. A lot. I saw Up, Wall-E (twice) and loved Kung-Fu Panda so much I bought it on DVD. I still watch it ever now and again. As a kid, I watched nothing but cartoons (thank you early Cartoon Network). I loved every one of them. Every Hanna-Barbara, every Merry Melodies and [...]
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If only it were so easy
June 19th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Photo by Jonathan Bachman
I don’t sleep half as much as I should. Same goes for writing. I sit, dick around on the same dozen Web sites looking for something, anything, to get me going. As if reading something about the NBA Finals or some argument for or against Obama’s policies in the Middle East is [...]
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